Fair warning: the language in the first few minutes of the episode is not suitable for children. I’m sorry, it gets better, but it was about as explicit as it gets for the first few minutes.

I’m not sure where you go from here, besides talk some solace in that when your defense wasn’t called for mind-numbingly stupid drive-sustaining penalties, they were pretty good today. Special teams was pretty good outside of DeQuan Bowman letting a kickoff bounce.

Bowman wasn’t accurate. Your offensive line couldn’t pass protect or run block. I’m not even sure Kevin Johns made the trip to Ames. You barely averaged more than a yard per carry. Your QB couldn’t hit wide open receivers. Your open receivers couldn’t make the routine catches when the ball got to them. The officials were what they were.